I said hey, what's going on?
Jhonathan Eternia is the son of HE-MAN, and he is a manly hunk!
Info[]
Name: Jhonathan Eternia
Age: 16
Parent's Story: He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
Appearance: I have a blond pageboy haircut, a manly muscular physique, and I wear a pink vest, a white shirt, lavender tights, and a purple speedo over my tights.
Alignment: Royal
Roommate: I'm too manly for a roommate.
Secret Heart's Desire: To save Eternia from Skeletor.
My "Magic" Touch: I have a sword where I can release my fabulous secret powers.
Storybook Romance Status: I would like to date Sparrow Hood. He's so cute.
"Oh Curses!" Moment: Everyone thinks I'm annoying.
Favorite Subject: Muse-ic. I can sing in this class.
Least Favorite Subject: Princessology. Not manly enough.
Best Friend Forever After: All the manly jocks.
Biography[]
Hello there, wonderbras. I'm Jhonathan Eternia, the sexy, manly son of Prince Adam, aka He-Man! I am a super manly man. I am going to Ever After High because I think there needs to be more manly fairy tales at this feminine school.
My kitty Mr. CringerPants, the most cutest kitty in the universe.
I live with my parents Prince Adam and Teela. I have four little sisters: DeeDee, MeeMee, BeeBee, and PeePee. They're quadruplets. I have a pet green tiger named Mr. CringerPants. He's the most cutest kitty in the universe.
I am a manly jock and I love manly football, rugby, soccer, hockey, water polo, weightlifting, and especially wrestling. I love real gay Greco-Roman wrestling, which a lot of people mistake for gay porn, but I don't mind because I am gay. Yes, I'm gay - you got a problem with that? There are so many cute boys at this school, like Daring Charming and Hopper Croakington II, but I think Sparrow Hood is the cutest of them all. He's such a man, but of course that whore Duchess Swan gets in the way, and so does that other whore Kate Loxley. I love to sing, and I have a glamorous voice. I always sing What's Up by 4 Non Blondes. It's such a powerful, inspiring song. Even though I'm not a non-blonde, it has so much meaning to me and my daily life.
HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA
My favorite song!
I have to deal with homophobes here all the time, like that stupid religious nut Tara Christian. They're all jealous because I wear a banana hammock over my tights. But I'm such a man and I've got muscles. I also wear lipstick and nail polish - I'm a fire engine red, not a pearly pink.
Ta-ta!
Trivia[]
- He belongs to the St. Priapus Church.
- He loves reading about mermaids.
- He tiptoes through the tulips.
- He always plays soccer without a shirt.
- He talks in an effeminate, sing-song voice.
- He wears furry panties when he is He-Man.
- His favorite Pokemon type is the Fairy type.
- He has a crush on gay Olympic diver Tom Daley.
- He wears a sausage sling, a plum smuggler, a dong sarong, and a manberry pudding pack.
Videos[]
Mr Cringer Pants, The Most Cutest Kitty In The Universe
The most cutest kitty in the universe!
Now it's time for cake (vine)
Now it's time for cake!